Gamblingdungeon

I was sent this today and thought i had to post it as it is funny

A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the
toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.

The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no
problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.

The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in
Canada that was absolutely ’impeccable’ (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The
Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted
the challenge.The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican
woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called ’impeccable’ tree almost without
breaking a sweat.Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it
that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican
woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the
tree in their own country?After much woodpecker pondering, they both
came to the same conclusion: Apparently, Tiger
Woods was right, when he said, your pecker gets harder when you’re away
from home.

Tags: Joke, Mexico, woodpecker

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